wHEN THE BIG-BANG OF rEITA'S RECENT CANADIAN JOKES DIED AWAY AND THE DUST STARTED TO SINK DOWN AGAIN, A VERY SHOCKED AND SHAKEN kAI EMERGED FROM UNDERNEATH VARIOUS DRUM PARTS.

"mOO, rEITA-KUN, IT NEARLY KILLED ME!"

"rEITA, COULD YOU PLEASE STOP DAMAGIN OUR DRUMMER? iT IS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK, HE LOST A HALF OF HIS HAIR ALREADY...WE STILL NEED HIM, YOU KNOW?" sAID A VERY ANNOYED AND VERY SPARKLING rUKI.

kAI POUTED: “jUST WAIT, ONE DAY YOU WILL PAY FOR DOING THIS UNJUST THINGS TO ME!”

“hELL YEAH, BECAUSE JUSTICE AND RIGHTFULL REVENGE ARE AT THIS MOMENT BUZZING AROUND” lAUGHED ON FULL MOUTH A VERY AMUSED rEITA.

bY PURE CHANCE, THAT VERY MOMENT THE FAIRY OF JUSTICE (LE’S CALL HER tHEMIS) AND THE FAIRY OF RIGHTFULL REVENGE (LET’S CALL HER nEMESIS) WERE FLYING AROUND AND HEARD THE DRUMMERS ACRIMONIOUS CRY.

tHEMIS SNICKERED AT nEMESIS, WHO GRINNED BACK AT HER AND MADE A COMMENT IN HER i-MEMO PAD.

*** (lATER THAT EVENING)***

“hEY GUYS, I HAVE GOT SOME HIGH QUALITY WEED, WHY WE DON’T MAKE A PARTY AT YOUR APARTMENT, uRUHA, YOU SURE HAVE SOME BOOZE AT HOME?” rEITA WRIGGLED HIS EYBROWS.

“sURE, WHY NOT. aOI, rUKI, kAI?” a BROAD SMILE SPREAD ON URUHA’ S FACE.

rUKI DECLINED: “sORRY GUYS, NO TIME, CAN’ T GO, HAVE TO GO HOME AND PIMP UP MY NEW OUTFIT A LITTLE MORE. NOT SPARKLING ENOUGH, MAKES ME LOOK FAT.”

kAI BEEPED: “nO WAY I WILL SPEND A NIGHT THAT MONSTERS COMPANY, ESPECIALLY WHEN HE GETS HIGH.” aND MADE A QUICK ESCAPE.

sO THEY WERE LEFT THREE AND SOON THEY LEFT FOR uRUHA’ S APARTMENT TO GET THE PARTY STARTED.

***nEXT MORNING***

rEITA WAS WOKEN UP BY A QUITE ANNOYING AND LOUD BUZZ, WHICH TURNED OUT TO BE A VERY CLOSE aOI SNORING RIGHT INTO HIS EAR.

“wHAT THE FUCK?”

rEITA TRIED TO GET UP FROM HIS BED, BUT HE COULDN’T MOVE HIS LEGS. aS HE FOUND OUT, BOTH OF HIS LEGS WERE BLOCKED BY A VERY SPREAD uRUHA, WHO WAS SPREAD ACROSS THEM SLEEPING SOUNDLY.

“wHAT THE FUCK?!”

rEITA FINALLY WRIGGLED OUT OF BED WHEN A CLINKIG SOUNDDISTRACTED HIM. hE PICKED UP THE INCRIMINATE OBJECT THAT HAS FALLEN OUT OF HIS BED AND INCREDUOUSLY LOOKED AT THE BEER BOTTLE IN HIS HAND.

“wHAT HE FUCK?”

tHEN HE TOOK A STEP AND HE MOANED BECAUSE HE FELT A SHARP PAIN IN HIS LOWER BACK.

“wHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!”

aT THIS LOUD DEMONSTRATION OF POWERS OF THE BASSIST’S VOCAL CHORDS BOTH GUITARISTS WOKE UP.

“wHAT, AN EARTHQUAKE?”

“tHE HOUSE IS BURNING?”

tHEY BOTH LOOKED AT rEITA, WHOSE FACIAL EXPRESSION STARTED TO TURN PANICKED AS HE TRIED TO REMEMBER WHAT HAS HAPPENED.

…a BEER BOTTLE..IN HIS BED…HIS ASS HURTING…THEY WERE DRUNK AND HIGH….AS HIS TOUGH TRAIN KEPT ON RUNNING AND RUNNING, HIS FACE TURNED WHITER AND WHITER.

“gUYS, WHAT HAPPENED?”

aOI AND uRUHA LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND TRIED (QUITE UNSUCCESSFULLY) TO HIDE THEIR GRINS..

“yOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, RIGHT? tELL ME NOW!” wAS IT A SLIGHT TONE OF HYSTERY THAT SNEAKED INTO rEITA’S VOICE?

“dON’T TELL ME….DON’T FUCKING TELL ME THAT I LOST MY BACK VIRGINITY TO A FUCKING BEER BOTTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” a SHADE OF GREEN ADJOINED THE WHITE IN REITAS FACE.

uRUHA AND aOI NOW BURST OUT LAUGHING LOUDLY AND WITHOUT ANY RESTRAINS.

“nOOOO!” rEITA LEAPED AT THE BED SHAKING FIRST ONE THEN THE OTHER SEXY MAN VIGOROUSLY YELLING AT THEM: “wHO OF YOU WAS IT? WHOFUCKING RAPED ME WITH A FUCKING BEER BOTTLE WHILE I WAS HIGH???????”

bUT HIS ACTIONS ONLY MULTIPLIED THEIR DIAPHRAGMICAL ACTIVITY.

rEITA JUMPED DOWN THE BED AND WITH A PATHETICAL CRY, A DRAMATICAL ESCAPE AND A THEATRICAL DOOR SLAM DISSAPPEARED IN THE BATHROOM.

tHE EFFECT OF HIS EXITUS GRANDIUS WAS KIND OF FOOZLED BY THE FACT, THAT THROUHGH THE DOOR ONE COULD HEAR REPETITOUS “fUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!”

aOI GRINNED AT uRUHA.

“wON’T WE TELL HIM, THAT THE BEER BOTTLE WAS IN THE BED BECAUSE HE WANTED TO PEE INTO IT, BUT YOU STOPED HIM AND SENT HIM TO BATHROOM?”

uRUHA GRINNED AT aOI.

“aND THAT ON THE WAY THERE HE SLIPPED ON THE BANANA COAT OF DOOM AND RAMMED HIS COCCYX (* TAIL BONE) AND THAT’ S WHY HIS ASS HURTS LIKE HELL?”

tHEN THEY GRINNED AT EACH OTHER. “nOOOOOOOOOOO!”

“hE DESERVES IT.”

“aND HOW HE DOES, BOY. lET HIM BE IN DESPAIR A LITTLE LONGER!”

tHEMIS AND nEMESIS MADE A CHECK INTO THEIR I-MEMO PAD AND SATISFIEDLY SHOOK HANDS. tHEIR ACTION WAS FOLLOWED BY A LOUD AND DESPERATE CRY.

“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!”